For real.

Megan Spiderman here. Don't let stupid things bother you. Also, I love answering questions

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jacobdes:

Who me?☝️

More on my blog
2747 / REBLOGsimplycostin:

I live to capture candid smiles

デニム

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Steven Spielberg and Jonathan Ke Quan behind the scenes of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol asked by Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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306131 / REBLOGawkwardrabbit:

How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
3 Children. 
I care about your feelings more than mine.
by Tate Langdon (American Horror Story)

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goodadvicegiver1337:

fishmech:

spacetwinks:

seriousjones:

HOLY SHIT SURGE IS COMING BACK

please remember to buy an extra 12 pack or two to keep locked up for decades and sell back to people on the internet who drink novelty sodas for youtube videos, that’s an easy 300 dollars, the only game is patience

SURRGGEEE

*norwegian economy collapses*

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People will stare. Make it worth their while → Zac Posen | Pre-Fall ‘13-‘14

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badmooonrising:

prismatic-bell:

stalkingdeerwithhats:

okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin

and George is trying so hard not to cry

and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”

and then he just breaks down sobbing

NOPE

FUCK YOU

NOPING RIGHT ON OUTTA THIS POST

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